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In the aftermath of the destruction of nasserq.com, the world changed forever. First, there was confusion. Without a trace or an explanation, everything was gone.

Then there was anger. People felt neglected. Betrayed. Forgotten. "How," they cried, "could Nasser do this to us? Oh! How could he turn his back on us like this?" People stopped eating. Shanghai Cafe suffered a record drop in sales in Fiscal Year 06.

When nasserq.com did not return, anger turned into widespread panic. People were afraid to leave their homes and cut off communication with the outside world. Chinese delivery establishments suffered further losses.

The panic did not last, and soon things returned to normal. America once again enjoyed kung pao chicken. Spring roll on the side.

Extra duck sauce, baby.